First of all welcome to the group.
Second of all WOW I like the way you think of your PWS and I could not agree more with what you said. I am exactly the same way. I have to remember to tell my fiancee about the microwave thing she would get a kick out of that one.
My personal favorite is telling the person that I was in a bar fight and they should see the other guy he is still in the hospital LOL.
I do not mind the questions either I turn to education though for the children because they have no idea and are just curious. I work in retail so I get several people daily with questions or comments about my facial PWS.
I am glad you have the curage to not let others bring you down, just remember they are only making a fool out of themselves.
Thank you for the post it put a smile on my face.
Talk to you soon.