Need some tactful one-liners for my soon to be first-grader

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Paul, you are too funny! Those are great. I remember Hank telling me he says "I got in a bar fight...you should see the other guy"... It catches people off guard. It kind of snaps people out of their rudeness.

HUGS
C

My son is only 5 years but we live in a small community and that helps. If someone ask him whats on his face he always says "What do you mean? There is nothing on my face." They say the red mark and he says I don't know what you are talking about and goes on about his buisness. He knows that god gave him that and we have always said it is gods way of giving you character. He has done great.