Jacob, your story made me smile. You've obviously got a lot of pluck and some serious positive attitude, and that's awesome! Had I been your age, at your school, I totally would have crushed on you.
I imagine a lot has happened since you made this post a year and a half ago - you haven't really made too many posts since - and I'd be interested to hear what you're up to now with your writing. I, too, would love to see someone take the "red hand of doom" to a literary level. (I have a red foot of doom, but somehow, that doesn't sound nearly so dramatic or interesting...
Anyway - hopefully you'll get this and pop in with an update.
Thanks for the smiles/laughs!